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Julie Burchill

By Julie Burchill, author and journalist

As a philo-Semite of some four decades and counting, when I read recently that Cameron Diaz and her beau Benji Madden had been married in a Jewish-themed ceremony, I must say I nearly choked on my latkes in sheer molten excitement.

They had the whole works; the chuppah, the seven blessings, the crushed wineglass, the Yichud. Furthermore, the couple “publicly identify as Jewish” although they have no Jewish ancestors and are not known to have converted.

Rachel Shukert, writing in Tablet, saw this as part of a trend towards philo-Semitism: “For the first time in the history of America, Jewishness – and not just the bagels-and-lox part – is aspirational. There’s a seder in the White House, and rabbis gave the invocation at the conventions of both major political parties… Ralph Lauren built an empire giving us all WASP anxiety; now the WASPs want to be Jews.”

That may be the case in the Land Of The Free, but over here in bitter old Europe it’s not a good time to be a Jew.

The new Islamism has combined with the old idiocy and given anti-Semitism a grotesquely fresh’n’funky hit of new blood, leading to the recent terror in France.

Even in Germany, who you’d think would pay some sort of lip-service to playing nice, a survey by the Bertelsmann Foundation to gauge current German-Israeli relations ahead of World Holocaust Day found that 81 percent of Germans say they want to put “the history of the persecution of the Jews behind them”.

I bet they do! But as it also showed that 48 percent of Germans have a bad opinion of Israel, while only 36 percent have a good one, the few Jews left with roots in Germany may not be wishing to dust down their lederhosen and mosey back to the Old Country any time soon, indicating as this does a certain clod-hopping, thigh-smacking lack of sensitivity.

 

Demonstrators at a London rally  demanding zero tolerance of anti-Semitism.

Demonstrators at a London rally demanding zero tolerance of anti-Semitism.

It’s easy for an Englisher to look down on Germany and France, but here things have been getting worse for a long time. A Jewish friend told me that after visiting a synagogue in Barbados, she knew that somehow it was different from every London shul she had attended, but she couldn’t work out why before it finally came to her in an awful flash – it was UNGUARDED.

Europeans have been calling our capital ‘Londonistan’ for years. When the black flag of ISIS was flown over a housing estate a few miles from Parliament last year, the slow sleepwalk towards a state of self-immolation seemed to become reality, leaving us wondering how we got into a situation where popular fast-food chains use halal-only meat, while the police ignore the mass gang rape and trafficking of non-Muslim girls by Muslim men for fear of disturbing “community relations”.

And alongside this sucking up to Islam, there has grown a more vicious attitude towards Jews in a classic move of the coward siding with the bully in a bid to avoid being the target of his wrath.

Hence the survey this week by the Royal Institute of International Affairs that showed a surge in negative attitudes toward Israel since a previous study two years ago. According to the data, 35 percent of Britons now say they “feel especially unfavourable towards” Israel compared to 17 percent previously. This means that Israel is regarded more unfavourably by Britons than Iran while only North Korea is disliked more.

It doesn’t help that this country has always had a strange cult of Jewish journalists who never seem happier than when whipping up hatred against Israel.

After the recent events in Paris, they were out in full self-flogging force, such as Will Self, who happily tied himself in knots on the television news explaining why it was essential for fascists not to have their feelings hurt. (I suppose that when you’re such a self-loathing half-wit that you “formally resign” from being a Jew, as Self has, sucking up to those who hate you most is the logical end-game.)

Like Self, Laurie Penny is a Jew who seems almost parasexually obsessed with being punished by Islamofascism. (She once wore a hijab and gushed about how happy she felt in it, the entitled ass-hat.) Her opinion on the Paris atrocities: “Racist trolling is not heroism. Je Ne Suis Pas Charlie.”

On their rampage, the Islamofascists murdered, among others, a Muslim policeman, a French-Caribbean policewoman, an Algerian cartoonist and Jewish civilians. And she calls us racist! Isn’t racism hating everyone who’s not like you? Sums up Islamism perfectly.

The most charitable view of these clowns is that they suffer from rationalist naivete, the liberal error of believing that we are all rational actors.

Whereas in fact – as with the Nazis – there are non-rational actors who cannot be reasoned with and whose ideas must be fought to the death. The uncharitable view is they are simply vile cowards. Never mind.

As the Diaz wedding proved, the most interesting, intelligent and attractive people have long clamoured to join the clan – you can afford to lose a few spineless runts. Over the past decade I have lost jobs and friends for my allegiance, yet it was a small price to pay for the knowledge that I can never be numbered among the grim, grinning ghouls of Jew-hatred (who also sadly number a few Jews among them).

If you are a Jew in Europe, best to abandon these clapped out old kingdoms to Islamofascism. You can go to Israel. And for the first time last year, more made aliyah from Western Europe than from the poorer countries.

Never mind: Europe’s loss will be Israel’s gain. And me, I can just retreat into my own little world, the one I inhabited as a redneck teenager before I ever met you. And dream of next year in Yerushalayim.
 


• This column is published courtesy of the Jewish Media Agency. Unchosen: Memoirs of a Philo-Semite by Julie Burchill is published by Unbound.